Sunday, January 10, 2016

What the?!

Okay...this is twice I have tried to secure my move in moneys in recent times. The first was at my bank, I tried to get Cashiers Checks for the rent and deposit. Who knew you had to have their name to print out on the checks? I sure didn't! Ucchhh! Whatever!
The second was just now at Safeway! I requested the things, gave her the amounts and she says...CASH ONLY!!! Who the F**K walks around with over $1000 in cash!? I specifically got a secure bank card for exactly that reason! It is not a credit card! It can only transact what is available in the bank! This is getting really f**king stupid! How the hell do other people pay rent? Do I need to hearken back to 1973 and write out a F**king check!? Do I need to get me one of those brown Naugahyde checkbook sleeves and shake it angrily at children as i mosey down the street!?  Do they even make checks anymore? Aren't Nauga's extinct? Who makes these dumb decisions? I must carry huge sums of money into a retail store, IF I am not robbed in the parking lot!, and fork it down on the counter, getting the immediate attention of every criminal in Safeway, and pray I can make it home with these Money orders AND my life! What is the point in having these bank accounts or these cards or any of it!?

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