Chipotle!*#@!

What the hell is the deal with Chipotles?!
First; every single time I go in there, be it 10 am or 7 pm and all points in between, they are flipping packed with people!!! Do you know how aggravating it is to be forced to stand in line with your half retarded son staring at my crotch sir?! SIR! (I may have to smack someone!)

Okay...finally get up there, and I'm elated cause it's kinda like being rescued from a sewer. Now I order: a bowl, to go, with plain rice...reply;white?...Me;yep...reply;a bowl?... me;YES! And almost inevitably they reach for that scoop...Me; "NO, wait...REGULAR WHITE RICE WITH NO CILANTRO"! Oh okay.
(Me, personally, I hate that stuff..It makes ALL the food taste exactly the same...Like canned asshole!)
So now he/she is back, reply;beans?...me;Pinto..
Okay,I want one order of chicken and one of steak..reply;Both?..me;YES! reply;Do you want half?...Me;No, one full chicken & one full steak!
(thinking to myself: I am so close to jumping this counter right now!)
 Sir you know that's extra right?..
 I cannot believe he/she has to ask people that. Are there really people allowed out in public that are that stupid? Uh Yeah, I want double what everyone else is getting and I will not pay more...REALLY?
 Okay, now I want cheese, sour cream, lettuce and double guacamole..."Sir you know that's extra right? Ugchhhhh YES!
And that totals up to about $12 and change, but it is SO worth it!
My complain about chipotle's is; 
First; lets try not to assume the customer is  a complete moron.
Second; put the regular white rice, no  cilantro, on the line with the rest of the  choices. Why do they hide it under the  freeking counter with the cook?
Third; I honestly think being told once a  visit, " sir, this is extra" is sufficient...don't you?!


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